wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville)

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the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

(Source: tricksterity)

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate)

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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johngreensmoustache:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

You also can’t buy whiteboard pens, party poppers or christmas crackers

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